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essexgull

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#1
08/06/2019 at 12:45

1) Michael Gove
2) The faeces which John Prescott's son defecated on a colleague's floor
3) Ehab Allam
4) Ian Dowie
6) Aled Jaxon
7) The female comedian from Hull, who just says err nerr constantly to laughing London audiences.
8) Shamima Begum



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karlberg

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08/06/2019 at 13:27

You don't fancy it then Gull ?
Who ever it is will have already been offered the job. Expect a very quick appointment. 

link; www.finesse-internet.co.uk/the-best-trip/ (THE BOOK THE CLUB REFUSED TO SELL). 

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#3
08/06/2019 at 13:32

Not gunna be a name, I reckon a newcomer from lower leagues used to working with a £49.99 transfer budget, or a "foreigner" wanting to break in to the English game like Marco Silva like....  

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08/06/2019 at 15:05

Quote Quote by essexgull on 08/06/2019 at 12:45

7) The female comedian from Hull, who just says err nerr constantly to laughing London audiences.

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To be fair, her R4 sitcom with Maureen Lipman was well-written and multi-layered, far more than the average Radio 4 fare. 

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08/06/2019 at 15:32

No.
Got me there.
Just can't see any possible difference between 2) and 3) 

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08/06/2019 at 15:33

Quote Quote by theotherphantom on 08/06/2019 at 15:05


To be fair, her R4 sitcom with Maureen Lipman was well-written and multi-layered, far more than the average Radio 4 fare.


Sorry ToP, but the show, and the two women are fooking shite, like. 

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08/06/2019 at 15:45

Quote Quote by I'm an alligator... on 08/06/2019 at 15:32
No.
Got me there.
Just can't see any possible difference between 2) and 3)


Chuckle of the day. Well done, or dung, just to add to the merriment.

I’m going for a like-for-like replacement. Seen a few insurance chaps dusting off their shellsuits and reading a copy of the Michael Phelan book of foota cliches, know what I mean. 

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essexgull

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08/06/2019 at 16:00

Shamima Begum, being the only one not objected to by the remaining 4 posters on here, leading the pack in the CI poll then.


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essexgull

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08/06/2019 at 16:08

Quote Quote by I'm an alligator... on 08/06/2019 at 15:33


Sorry ToP, but the show, and the two women are fooking shite, like.


That whole 'I'm a northerner in London, me' thing was past its sell-by date in the 1990s, so credit to the girl that she's forged a career out of it 30 years later.

And in reality, the chances are that when a northerner speaks to someone in central London anyway, they will reply in Urdu or Somali and not have a clue why she's asking for patties and chip spice in Covent Garden.


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hullphil

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08/06/2019 at 19:07


And I've heard that you're 3 of them....

Quote Quote by essexgull on 08/06/2019 at 16:00
Shamima Begum, being the only one not objected to by the remaining 4 posters on here, leading the pack in the CI poll then.


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08/06/2019 at 19:14

Quote Quote by essexgull on 08/06/2019 at 16:08


That whole 'I'm a northerner in London, me' thing was past its sell-by date in the 1990s, so credit to the girl that she's forged a career out of it 30 years later.

And in reality, the chances are that when a northerner speaks to someone in central London anyway, they will reply in Urdu or Somali and not have a clue why she's asking for patties and chip spice in Covent Garden.


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Or in my case, when in that London and some southern twat teks the piss, he gets a pint over his head, more if I wasn't on cctv. 

link; www.finesse-internet.co.uk/the-best-trip/ (THE BOOK THE CLUB REFUSED TO SELL). 

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essexgull

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08/06/2019 at 20:06

Quote Quote by karlberg on 08/06/2019 at 19:14


Or in my case, when in that London and some southern twat teks the piss, he gets a pint over his head, more if I wasn't on cctv.



Come and see me pal. I'll show you my credentials and scars. I'm not to difficult to track down. 54 years of continuous support, home and away, ex shareholder, sponsor, ( when no other ****er would) and 100% Hull City supporter. And yours are ….?


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Dr Victor Ehrlich

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08/06/2019 at 20:21

You could arrange a 'meet up' with him at this season's Charlton match at the Valley. Of course arranging and actually meeting are two very very different things. ScotlandDiamonds 9

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08/06/2019 at 20:33

Quote Quote by essexgull on 08/06/2019 at 20:06



Come and see me pal. I'll show you my credentials and scars. I'm not to difficult to track down. 54 years of continuous support, home and away, ex shareholder, sponsor, ( when no other ****er would) and 100% Hull City supporter. And yours are ….?


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How many of the posters are you on Not 606 ?

Post edited on 08/06/2019 at 20:35 by karlberg

link; www.finesse-internet.co.uk/the-best-trip/ (THE BOOK THE CLUB REFUSED TO SELL). 

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08/06/2019 at 21:34

Apart from the bleedin' obvious Phil-west-upper being cheadle, I can't recognise any ex-CI posters on that board.

Well you just wouldn't, would you...

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08/06/2019 at 23:37

I followed a link once to a thread on dodgy boozers in Hull, which was from not 606. I recognised a few CI posters namely, DMD, Lambrettaman, Mussiesredhat and I’m sure City Girl posts on there. Lord Tenfoot of Ferriby and Armley used to post but he wasn’t really a CI poster, just a Prem groupie.

Back to events anyway. I read the bookies list of potential managers. It reads like a Sunday Arvo gathering at the Wheeltappers - Grayson, Heckingbottom, Pulis etc. The list was a who’s who of shit managers without a job and they speak the same language as Michael Phelan. At least the salary will not dent the coffers. Better off having a poll in the HDM every Thursday and the players getting picked from that. Honestly, Gulls list is by far the better one.

I noted that Klopp and Guardiola were not on the bookies list for some reason, but then again, neither was Shebby Singh.  

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08/06/2019 at 23:50

Not that the sitcom is set in London. 

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Longrakingballs

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10/06/2019 at 20:31

Quote Quote by essexgull on 08/06/2019 at 20:06



Come and see me pal. I'll show you my credentials and scars. I'm not to difficult to track down. 54 years of continuous support, home and away, ex shareholder, sponsor, ( when no other ****er would) and 100% Hull City supporter. And yours are ….?


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Stop quoting Phil West-Upper from Not606 

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11/06/2019 at 00:27

Is there a poster called Phil Ex West Upper on 606, or is it still the Gull. 

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essexgull

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11/06/2019 at 05:31

Quote Quote by Longrakingballs on 10/06/2019 at 20:31


Stop quoting Phil West-Upper from Not606


Stop quoting me, you impudent fag.


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essexgull

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#21
11/06/2019 at 05:42

Quote Quote by RichardCheatham - City AFC on 11/06/2019 at 00:27
Is there a poster called Phil Ex West Upper on 606, or is it still the Gull.


No, I'm Phil On His Uppers. Good to see that EGD is being taken to task for not marching for transgender rights in Hull during the 1970s by Millie Tant.


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RichardCheatham - City AFC

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11/06/2019 at 13:27

Could have been worse, Phil on his Downer.

I still think you and EGD share a squat off North Hull Estate, or have the obligatory multiple logins. My other one is Lord Tenfoot of Ferriby & Armley, if you hadn’t already spotted it.

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11/06/2019 at 18:53

Quote Quote by essexgull on 11/06/2019 at 05:31


Stop quoting me, you impudent fag.


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#24
26/06/2019 at 14:00

What odds Terry McCann then?

What’s Arthur going do now? 

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