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The Prince of Munster

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29/08/2018 at 20:47

I see a Swedish company have been selling an app as a contraceptive. Is there nothing people won’t buy? It would appear it isn’t as “safe” as first advertised (99%) - who would have thought it?

Can I suggest to yourself and other forum users that should you choose to have a sexual encounter with a female, that to avoid unwanted pregnancies, you either use your partner’s* hand, mouth, anus, feet or breasts to ejaculate* into or onto.

*consent required.
**you can still get syphillis in your gob.  

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essexgull

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30/08/2018 at 20:25

Testosterone and sperm levels in British 25 year olds are less than half what they were in the 1950s. The inability to get a woman pregnant has replaced the worry of getting one so these days for Western man. It's no wonder refugees and gypsies are taking the mick.

It's all Tinder, gender benders, soy-milk lattes, protein powders, incontinent emotions and gaming chairs these days. I'm a dinosaur.


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30/08/2018 at 21:32

Good thread!

When I come across a "Muslims are out breeding us" tweet I usually offer some simple advice.

"Stop wanking over Tommy Robinson pics and get shagging."

Not sure if it works.  

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essexgull

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31/08/2018 at 10:19

I've done my bit to prevent UK over-population.


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Hulltim8 City AFC

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31/08/2018 at 17:23

Quote Quote by candw on 30/08/2018 at 21:32
Good thread!

When I come across a "Muslims are out breeding us" tweet I usually offer some simple advice.

"Stop wanking over Tommy Robinson pics and get shagging."

Not sure if it works.


Is that when you have stopped having a wank under your picture of Che gazing down from the study wall. 

2005 Labour got 355 seats from 35.2 % of the vote on a 62.4% turnout. 2015 Tories got 331 seats from 36.9% of the vote on a 661% turnout. Left wing fannies moan the second one is sooooo unfair and we need electoral reform. But didn't utter a peep,about the first one. 

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essexgull

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31/08/2018 at 17:52

The BBC love regional accents, but can't abide regional opinions.


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01/09/2018 at 18:21

Sorry for seemingly ignoring you, bile.  

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